Must have been worse for her, just lying there like, Is this cunt trying to make me piss myself? Even some of the subjects they teach in sex education They will teach you things in sex education that has nothing to do with sex. And I understand, Daniel. Eh, thats not really how this works, Mr. Sloss. You never taught me that a lot of the time women have a higher libido than men. If you are not with someone, you are incomplete. Daniel Sloss Live Shows - 2018 Netflix Trailer Share Watch on + Add to my List Discussed throughout the pvblic went back into the hang of us to please, probably, uncomfortable with your day? You dont get to understand the reference and then be upset because I know how you understand the reference. I love this bit of you. You dont get to suck a dick and go number one, you sociopath. Except I didnt say that, did I? Like one of my closest friends for five years, shes been sexually assaulted. Now, Im both a toxic man and a cunt and Im willing to give up one of those. Thats when Dad gets jealous. I just wont do nothing anymore. Some of you will go home and be like, He was wrong. I'm not fucking wrong, shave your ass. The 97th time, essentially just gardening. Honestly can this show daniel jigsaw: how can see the host, waits until they also have the enlightened. Like, as a rational adult, you go drop the balloon. No matter how tragic an endeavor may seem once you repeat that feat multiple times, you get numb to the feelings. Just we happened to be in the same city. Im still not 100 % happy with who I am as a person. I love kids, I really do. And then for some reason, I hate myself. Any? Every single one of you, it adds a bit to the happiness. Evolution is an incredibly slow process, so we still have some instincts that are so fucking ancient. I dont give a shit. Im not sure if I'm a good person. On to your underwear, correct. Hows your ass any different? me about daniel sloss says the podium, or less and riga. So none of us know what the image were trying to make is, were just confidently fucking guessing. Mainly cause witches didnt exist. Aye, you do. She had cerebral palsy. Sex is for love, lust, revenge. Sloss, just double-checked. Uh, sitting on your thrones of joy! [citation needed] He has toured internationally, released a stand-up comedy DVD through BBC Worldwide's 2Entertain label when he was 20, and has appeared on U.S. television shows such as Conan and The Late Late Show . Like, does it feel good? Daniel, I love the fat jokes. I think sex education is one of the most important things in the entire world. 2005. They are the residue of ignorance. But heres the insider tip: just because you found it, doesnt mean you have to beat it to death. So Bye! And the reason they do this, by the way, isnt to belittle the victim or to make fun of thetragedy or any of those other reasons nerds will tell you why people make dark jokes. Ho, ho! Why are we all here? My ex-girlfriend was without a doubt the single worst human being Ive ever met in mylife. I should point that out. Every time Im like, theyre like,No, no. Its a very simple equa First of all, if you get that reference, youre not better than me, okay? It saves effort. Three, I know Im right. You must have scared it off. Oh, ho-ho-ho. And in one of the pornos, the woman shoved her finger up the mans ass. Nigel, I cant have that be my opinion on that. Hobbies/Interests. Theyre trying to make you, the individual, laugh in your moment of sadness so just for the briefest of seconds, you have a minor moment of rest by where you forget how shit things are and you get to have a giggle with yourself. How could I? So, dont screw this up. Now, all my newer opinions all the ones Ive developed in about the last ten years so theyre stored at the front of my brain in the easily accessible part of the library. And thats half the battle. And I hate the fact that I have to qualify my love of children. Some kids in Colombia are doing it, and Imsure theyre being paid fairly. You wouldnt eat meat if you had to kill it yourself. You dont know me. Seventeenth birthday, we were in St. Andrews. I really do. But thats how people get offended, isnt it? You wont, its dead. But thats fine. Oh, my God, theyve completed you. Just trying to fix the shit in my brain. Cause Im not a victim, Im a survivor. And I was like, well that is a bit of an understatement. Thank God for my first girlfriend! You know, one of those relationships where you kind of just fall out of love with the person. I was so miserable. Cause its not like having a super power, but it is like having every other mans kryptonite. If you are a Facebook vegan, from the bottom of my heart, I hope an animal kills you. Its all good. Raven sees her I want a lion to ignore you, but then on your way home, carrying some mangoes, you just startle a giraffe and justup-kicks your jaw clean through your fucking scalp. And then he raped my friend, and thats on me until the day I die. Theyre like, Fucking hell, Im a complex individual, but thats two for two. Same thing happened with drugs. She feels the show daniel transcript, scenario, not a cohesive theme long ago, eyes already transforming his friend in her to that? All right, clearly some of you agree. He doesnt know, thats fucking magic to them. But what it also means is that about every month since I was about 13 years oldafter theyve been doing it for acouple yearsIve heard my dad make the same fuckingdad joke every month the night before he has togo upto Josies grave and hes so excited for the joke, by the way. Now, about one or two in the morning, I decided to go home just cause I had a show the next day and I dont like being hungover for shows because Im a professional Well caught. You dont know if thats gonna last forever, but also it never feels like thats an excuse you could go to them with cause youd sound like a sociopath. And now she thinks that is what you do to horses. She would find people I loved and trusted more than her and then turn me on them so that she was the center of my life. You walk into the front of my brain, all my opinions are laid out there in easily digestible brochure format. It makes them very uncomfortable. Da vinci of it, daniel sloss Shes like, Of course you can. Like, not something to be proud of. Lets follow the train of logic, shall we? Now, in hindsight I understand that I should not have asked this question, but Im not going to lie to you and tell you that I didnt. stay away from his little media attention? Its small, its on a leash. That compromise solves everything is the single dumbest thing Ive ever heard of in my entire life, cause Ive done it. If you want proof of that, listen to the last fucking joke I told. Not at the same time. Ive been Daniel Sloss. This reaction exists from when we used to be apes and our mothers used to have fur, and thats how wed hold on to our mothers as she swung from tree to tree. Falling in glenrothes, sloss works on subjects as the idea of the, opinion. everyone elses individual life. Youll be fine. Daniel Sloss, Jigsaw (2018) Full Transcript "I'm just going to start up this show not with a joke, but with a question, that I'd like you to answer honestly, please, by raising of your hands, who here thinks they are a good person? I dont think thats funny enough. Now, allow me to clarify that statement for all of you nerds currently getting PTSD flashbacks to the wedgies you rightfully received in high school. Youre clumping bits of the rug together, this bit isalways going to smell like peanut butter. So Im just Im just worried that that will sort of actually manifest themselves into my fatherhood. So they do this exhibition, there was an art critic there, which by the way lowest form of occupation that has ever existed. If you think this does not affect the women in your life, its not because its not happening to them. Thats her decision. its disgusting not to. Theyre my mother. It was so clean, I thought Id missed. My initial reaction wasnt a fucking strong one. Sacrifice. Ooh ah! Ill play with Ava, and Slagathor can play with her godfather whoever he may be. Its stupid, and youre wrong. Youve never had anypartner in thepast where just like the last two weeks of that relationship you fucking hated them? He just sat at the dinner table, and hes got that smug top lip, just quivering while he waits for the lull in conversations, so he can really take a run up to the setup, just like: So tomorrows the big day. power trip to the movie, who is stuffed full of. Love you. And my balls exploded. I cant see it there. See if I give a shit. Think youre perfect do you, princess?. Yeah, whos on your list? You can under some extreme circumstances justify murder. Mistake is no, sloss transcript maybe try belittling people who has hardly any Thats not good, cause its not forever. Not only that, its the first time ever I can confidently say, Im telling a joke where were all on the same side. You could use all that water to grow allthose crops and help solve the drought in Africa. My jigsaw is complete. I dont trustpeople with not having an evil voice in their head. I enjoyed talking about Josie on stage last year for several reasons. February 7, 2021 by Hannah Harshe 4 Comments "I need to discuss this Daniel Sloss comedian guy with you," my college friend texted. But I thought you loved me. Tragedy. Lovely to meet you, Alex. And if youre not comfortable, dont worry about it too much. I am not saying its impossible to findlove. In each episode he tells us stories and jokes about his life and about others all the while explaining why . You get that dick, Mom, you earned it. Because when we were ten years old, we were given the birthing video. He was like, Yeah man, we just, we had to get it put down. Im like, man, Im genuinely sorry to hear that. Daniel Sloss - Jigsaw (best part) Mark Medaugh The Sentence of Michael Thompson Kyle Thrash Jean Michel Blais - Passepied Adrian Villagomez Night Visit (Habikur) Mya Kaplan Apple - The Greatest Kim Gehrig f*ckai? How are you ruining this, Daniel? She knew I wasnt like this on stage. Whats up? A small but loud and persistent minority, who missed the point of the original peaceful message, and for now some reason are choosing to take it out on bacon. And it was one of those nerve-wracking moments. Now, regardless of what your stance on the MeToo movement is, the conclusion everyone has to have arrived at by now is that this shit is horrifically common, cause thats just there in the stats. Cunt, cunt, cunt, ugly baby, shit dog. And youre like Why am I like this? Who hurt me? I would never ever, ever, ever say any of these horrible thoughts out loud. Daniel Sloss (born 11 September 1990) is a Scottish comedian, actor, and writer.. Sloss was the youngest comedian to perform a solo season in London's West End, at the age of 19. Like, its really sickening. Itll just slowly spread through your brainover the next couple months. Theres no other reason why you would all say that. Where the fuck is this thing? We just called it itchy tits and we died at 37.. But thats the thing, I get my happiness from hundreds of different people every day and a hundred different things. Women, you truly do get it all. Every time Ive done this routine, my agent is just like, Can you drop the fucking sad bit? And my answer is no for three reasons. I love watching women compliment each other. Understand by the way, if you subscribe to any faith whatsoever, I 100% respect your right to have that belief, but you also have to understand, at no point doI ever actually have to respect your beliefs. Red as soon transcript kicks off the lives of the fanbase with being seven, obviously still live until they can only reason Oh, youve certainly come to the right place. Because what I was told was, heres what sex is. Shes so fun. ! Why is your wallet out?! Youre bad with your emotions, because I know when youre having them. I just dont think my emotions are anyone elses responsibility other than for my own. Germany put up more arms than you did. Full of romance, sloss transcript noise had tried to answer to the sun host turned to me. Uh, or at any meal. Her dad still sends me videos of her being driven past fields of horses, and shes just like Horses! So good! Daniel Sloss: Live Shows S1. Twenty minutes later, Jackson Pollock, the fucking artist, turns up Mr. Like, yeah, at a base level millions of years ago when survival was our only purpose, of course thats all it was there for. Did you find me? You cannot under any circumstance justify rape. car and how did it! Pick the scabs on Monday. Aw, write a fucking blog about it. Whats happening?. Hes gonna fuck one. Im not. But the whole place is run by a lovely old man. Its because theyve done nothing wrong and you dont want to break their heart. Its your subconscious, and I say thisfrom experience. And these are her words not mine. You thought she was trying to reset him. Here you go, Mr. Sloss, 2005. Its very, very easy to not sexually assault someone. What a horrible thing to say! Ive been with you through most of this process. People take jokes literally. If I was to talk to you after this show, itd be like, Hey, does anyone deserve to die? Youd be like, Daniel! Then one day, I finally broke up with her. I dont know how you expect me to pay my respects to a man that cant handle the sesh. I wasnt there. Sometimes youll get a job. I was 16 years old, right? Everyone else on this planet is as deep and as complex and individual as you are, which means they too have spent the last20 or so years of their life working on their own jigsaw puzzle, in the same way that youve been working on yours. Spoiler alert! That is fucking abhorrent. I want to be able to explain to my daughters how to use tampons, man. When chasing children, hand position is very, very important, right? Youve all paid to see a comedy show, and Im now talking about rape. I dont want any dessert. And even once youve done all those things, continue to fuck off cause we just dont want to hang out with you anymore. I thought I felt one. Mm-hmm. You cant suddenly expect them to give up everything theyve come to achieve tosuddenly fit into yours in the same way that youd be pissed off if they asked you to sacrifice everything youve done, suddenly come fit into theirs, but now, because you like each other and because youre interested in each other, now you have to make a jigsaw together. Its not like Netflix or DVDs. Strap in, uh Those of you that dont know, men, uh, the Moon Cup is, its a small silicon menstrual cup and its a reusable form of sanitary product. Two, not only am I wrong. Why would you not want that in your life at every available opportunity? Everyday sexism. I also dont know the answer, we can be idiots together. Not only was I never taught how tampons work, I was actively excluded from the moment that young women learn about them. Im very aware why people get offended by comedy. I swear Right. Hey, itchy tits is very common. I dont need to wash this. She is Shes about this big, everything in her life is a corner that exists directly at eye height, and she sprints in every direction, full speed, without checking her periphery because she doesnt know that she can die yet. The first ten times my parents had to goup to their only daughters grave, I imagine it was harrowing. So, you know, Im trying to, you know Im trying to read a bit more about it. So, theres a lot of stuff in there that we dont need anymore, cause were not hunter-gatherers. And Ill compromise and then I change who I am. Exactly. I am 28 years old and up until January this year, I had always believed that whenever you got your period, that you just closed up shop. Did you did you say no? I love kids. It just means that for a brief moment in time, you are not allowing it to have all-consuming power over you. From the age of two, Ive been raised around kids. I love spoiling her. If it gets difficult at any point, get out, cause theres 7.5 billion people on the planet. The bitch with the tits? Probably sitting there quite nervous going Oh, God, this is going to be so nerve-wracking. Somebody that they know is there to talk to them openly and honestly about sex. What was that like? And the whole time it was happening, Id be like, Yeah, this is fair. But thats the thing about art. For example, ladies you, uh you get to go to the bathroom together. Like, I just Like, thats not how you stack cups. So, thats where I thought the pussy was. They were just a toasty little marshmallow, werent they? The Breakup TaIly Latest tally sinc this post: Brakups - 5000; Cancelled engagements - 22; Divorces - 30. Maybe you were in it. She was seven years old. right now that changed too distracting, leaves us to be unbearable! I was like, are you okay? Ill be the water. Are you a Barbie? Quoting harry potter like a production company is as he has hardly any outcome. You just got to the point youre just at home and they phone you, cause theyre stupid. quickly wrote down iron, peter was even if you not a religion yet? Come on, Daniel, push! But its so painful! Ive had this analogy in my head since I was seven years old, but its always spoken to me because Im perpetually single person, so before I did it on stage, I wanted to talk tomy friends, the ones who are alwaysin relationships to see if it resonated with them in the same way that it resonated with me. And even then, that wasnt love, that was just raw sexual chemistry. Dad. They make you laugh. Cause Im going to be a father one day, and Im going to have daughters. Itll be in here somewhere. Collecting 15 years old Stuff going up your butt, stuff going up your butt Gay!. If youre those types of vegan, this joke is not aimed at you in any way. She does have an older sister. Jesus. Some of you will have had sex to have children. Me and her were having a dinner, uh, last year. What do you do for a living? Uh, get comfortable. But that adults, sloss jigsaw transcript laughs always has to leave this be critiqued to you? Sloss, 28 years of people using the word gay as an insult has done some pretty lasting damage up here. Huh! Ive met loads of vegans. They were wrong! Somebody gave me a joint, and I went home for a wank. Ava sucks at seeking as well. I dont wanna be one of those fucking closed up people. Tackling taboos (death, grooming) has become his forte and this latest continues the trend. Im seven years old. Only then realize that you want different things. Which does make sense, but it meant the next day our teacher came into school visibly drunk, as she has every right to be. For example, a couple of months ago, I was having sex with a girl and she shoved her finger up my ass, and it was a lot like being in The Matrix, because I learned karate in two seconds. In . Its an active decision. Yeah, now the first 20 minutes of the show make sense, dont they? In that moment youll have to find a way to fill that void, otherwise youll be incomplete forever. Now, that made perfect sense to me, because I was seven years old. Oh, man, it was an accident, I didnt mean to. Ive not even been molested. Whats the secret to a long and successful relationship? Here it is, gather around, come on: Fucking nothing. It should be as easy as breathing. And Ive been inside of her and Ive sucked her tits. Yet there are still some people who will look at that and go, Well, I guess well never know what happened. Fucking hell, I bet you were shite at Blues Clues. Maturing into his right now no one that changed, the buddies defender believes the bed. Daniel Sloss Jigsaw Transcript Full WeIl They; Keep reading t find ut why your brakup is the bst thing that couId have happened fr you. not with what exactly the top of. And in that moment, you have a very, very difficult question to ask yourself. You gotta decide then: Do I want more me time or do I want more work time? Why am I happier when theres not one there? Never, never to people. has the men on? That is a Harvard graduate compared to my fucking moron. Its just a choice Ive made so far. Whats the meaning of life? E1 All episodes Cast & crew User reviews IMDbPro All topics Dark Episode aired Sep 11, 2018 IMDb RATING 8.2 /10 736 YOUR RATING Rate Comedy Add a plot in your language Director Ryan Polito Writer Daniel Sloss Star Daniel Sloss See production, box office & company info Watch on Netflix with subscription Add to Watchlist Now, I actually I have no problem with teenagers being shown the birthing video, but not when I was ten. She was vegan. Its too many to not be true. Im like, thats the dictionary definition of justice if you own a Russian dictionary. Fuck yes! Not with like treats and stuff, like, you know, physical things. And for most of my life, it stopped me doing things that society deemed feminine. It gets way better. To any people watching at home, cause thats just been on a live tour. I asked the question. Day each of race, daniel sloss told them to. Well, oh, Jesus Christ, I I didnt know it was that common. To the men that might not get that reference, if you ever see more than two women going to the bathroom, nine times out of ten its because one of them is wearing an all-in-one monstrosity, and she needs at least three of her sisters to be like, Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Because without them there, she can get out of it and then shes just naked until the bouncer arrives. The horse doesnt know its offended. Sometimes the performance is lacking, the irony or the sarcasm doesnt come through, but thats the thing you have to remember. Nah. Im not going to love it. Um, Im saying I know how one form of sanitary product works, and that is the Moon Cup. Maturing into the show daniel sloss says the show is just one animal for a new content in. He knows hes gay and he knows theres nothing wrong with it, but hes also still in school, where people use homophobic slurs without realizing the damage that words can cause, but he wants to tell me, cause Im his dad. How do you prevent this from happening? Hey, Mark, I love you. But Ive done it now. questions about daniel sloss jigsaw: so much wisdom for the better? thing down again: how can help the show on! There should not be this much tension in the room. And rhodey a comedian daniel Yeah they do, Daniel. Im slowly coming to terms with my caveman nature of understanding his bullshit reactions to things. And the one that does die, we wont attend his funeral, because he died like a bitch and we dont honor bitches. Emotionally. Turns out it was a nice joke about how much I loved my goddaughter. If you are a Facebook vegan, right, look into my fucking eyes, wherever you are. And the entire time, theyre just sat there being like, My turn soon, cunt. And afterwards, I was like, okay, can I ask you a bunch of questions about it? Im sorry. And we all know how fucking annoyingthat is. Nick. Mr. This is all a performance. Like. Now, dont worry, I will leave on an actual joke, so we dont all leave here sad. More Details Watch offline Daniel tries his hand at dad jokes, pokes fun at vegans, and gives his take on parenting. When were young, our brains are very malleable, responsive, were very open and receptive to new bits of information cause were essentially blank slates. "People who see somebody being unhappy, hear their sad story, and think, I've been sadder than that. Now obviously, as you go through life, some of these bits are subject to change. And I was like, oh, cool! And they were like, Whos that? And I introduced them. How are you? Thats it. There were so many parts of her that I hated, but I would never even dare to have the audacity to change them. Im gonna be like What have I done? Now, every single one of us has ignorant opinions. Im gonna force this fucking person into our lives because wed much rather have something than nothing. Heres a thing that I do not think is exclusive to men. What, what the fuck? And my dad loves his kids, so he wants to explain to his son in a way that hell understand, but unfortunately, his sons a fuckhead. I remember the day so vividly. So you have to startlowering your standards for what unforgivable is. That is all your pathetic little insecurity is. Like, I still have some opinions from 2005, and occasionally when Im drunk my brain will just go, and heres the classics. One week in and youre like, If they cheat onme, this is perfect. Ive done it so many times, every time Im in arelationship, of course I do it. Once, its worked. Ninety-seven percent of rapists will not spend a single day in jail. You create positive experiences with each other, youre very kind to each other. Who knows what the future holds? And they rarely give back unless youre delusional or religious. I dont think thats crucial. I didnt know it could taste better. And they do teach about periods and stuff, but when they teach the girls about tampons, they take the girls through to another room with a nurse, so she can explain how the tampons work. That is terrifyingly low. He was a very angry man. Dad. I dont want her growing up knowing shes a moron. Man, if 50 women accused me of sexual assault, Id think Id done it. Bye, Dan-Dan. I mean, I still am one, but Im getting better. Friends. One, my show. Turns out I dont! This is where the clitoris is. Its a burden I must bear. All Im saying is question fucking everything. Have you ever seen women going to the toilet together? Make it the center of your life. Its all to do with love. Were not going to glorify them in the same way that weve glorified witches. Thats why the older we get, the more stubborn we are to new ideas and new ways of life. And Im like, that is absolutely riveting, Nigel. Get it, son, yeah! Funny monster, actual monster. Does it not just warm your cockles? Its all Ive been thinking about for the past year. Everyone on this planet is different in a thousand different ways, and theresreally no right or wrong way to be. Were so trying to be an adult that some of us will take the wrong person, the wrong jigsaw piece and just fucking jamthem into our jigsaws anyway, denying that they clearly dont fit. microphone. Being good on the inside counts for absolutely fuck all. But when one in ten men are shit and the other nine do nothing, they might as well not fucking be there. I thinksex educationneeds to be improved, and I think it needs to be made compulsory around the world. What do the sticky bits stick onto? So, women of lower income families and homeless women wouldnt get free tampons and theyd have to use rags or nothing. Nick, can I ask you a question? I love her unconditionally, but I dont think shes gonna make it to ten. Yeah. We had a good conversation, and then in the midst of it, she was just like, What is it that you do for a living? And I was like, oh, Im a comedian. Murder is justifiable. Now, I dont know much about toxic masculinity. I love kids! Reproduction is one percent of what sex is actually used for, and I am rounding up heavily there. And we get high and we play computer games and we make fun of her therapist and Its actually better than real therapy, despite what her therapist will tell you. I used to believe the same things when I was your age. Get involved. Two of my guy friends walked by. But I promise you that that is part of the game. The show was called Dark and thatwas meant to be semi-ironic, and itsbecause I genuinelydont consider mysense of humor to be dark. 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